The Top 17 Signs Your Summer Camp Has a Killer on the Loose

The Top 17 Signs Your Summer Camp
Has a Killer on the Loose


17. That creepy Bates kid brought his Mom again.

16. The guy sitting next to you is toasting his marshmallows on the blade of his chainsaw.

15. You finally got head from Dawn Nuccio. You just didn't expect to find it in your foot locker.

14.  "Your bloody head on a pike" is scratched permanently into the "Today's Special" blackboard.

13.  Lights out at 9. Knives out at 10.

12. It's been years since anyone survived late-night skinny dipping.

11. The only craft offered is making tattooed leather lamp shades.

10. The camp's posted "Teenagers Fornicating in the Woods" Threat Level has been elevated to red.

9.  Your shoes are stored neatly together under your bed. Your bunkmate's shoes are strewn 20 yards apart by the edge of the woods.

8.  The creepy camp media tech is taking pre-orders of "I Know What's Going to Happen to You This Summer"

7.  As the week goes on, your fight for who gets the top bunk becomes moot.

6.  At first you thought it was the proximity to Neverland Ranch. But now even the GIRLS are starting to disappear.

5.  The first item on your scavenger hunt? Sally's spleen.

4. By day 6, the nightly campfire jamboree is down to you, one ugly counselor, and that creepy Michael Myers kid.

3.  Your "Cabin Mom" is Jamie Lee Curtis and even she's starting to look a little nervous.

2.  No guitars at the sing along.

and the Number 1 Sign Your Summer Camp
Has a Killer on the Loose...


Your camp counselors have no other film credits.

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