Hilarious Classified Ads from Real Newspapers

According to Bill Belew at A Man Walks Into An Office here are a few classified ads that appeared in actual newspapers:

- FOR SALE: Antique desk suitable for lady with thick legs and large drawers.
- NOW IS YOUR CHANCE to have your ears pierced and get an extra pair to take home, too.
- GREAT DAMES for sale.
- TIRED OF CLEANING YOURSELF? Let me do it

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