Clearly, I'm not as up-to-date on the intersection between world politics, entertainment and the bizarre because otherwise I would have heard much earlier than last night about the fact that Osama bin Laden was obsessed with Whitney Houston and wanted to kill Bobby Brown.
It's true. Honest.
Someone told me this last night. It's in the newspaper so it must be true, right?
Let's assume it was true. It seems obvious to me at that point capturing Osama bin Laden should have been easy. Why the US government didn't think of this is beyond me.
Or maybe they did.
The US government could have used Bobby Brown as bait. Getting Bobby Brown to Afghanistan would be easy..."they grow LOTS of poppies there, Bobby...it's the #1 source of materials needed for heroin, Bobby. H-e-r-o-i-n."
Ok, so maybe Bobby's more into the ganja than shooting up with heroin, but still all they needed to do was give him immunity for anything retarded he did in the future.
They could have drawn Osama bin Laden out with Bobby Brown and found a way to kill him (Osama, of course, not Bobby). It would have been a foolproof plan. If we had lost Bobby Brown to the cause...well...exactly.
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Unfortunately, after this was written, we lost Whitney Houston. Such a sad day and a waste of a beautiful young life.
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