(Okay, okay......I admit it! I was a math nerd)
The Top 12 Things Overheard in 'Math'lete Locker Rooms
12. "You're everyone's problem. That's because every time you calculate a square, you're unsafe. I don't like you because you're dangerous."
11. "Did you ever notice if you put dots in each loop of the infinity symbol it looks like breasts?"
10. "I'm so keyed up, I could sh*t an icosahedron."
9. "Doing 100 pushups is *WAY* easier when you count in binary!"
8. "Guys, did you see who's in the stands? It's my dear Aunt Sally!"
7. "Do your stretching exercises before we start. I don't want to see another mathlete blow out a frontal lobe on a 90 degree tangent calculation."
6. "Coach says anyone who doesn't complete round 3 gets busted back down to Chess Club."
5. "Sorry I didn't steal on that last play, Coach. I got my sines messed up."
4. "Did you see the size of the other team's heads? They're HUGE!"
3. "You looked like a bunch of little Algebra 1 kids out there!"
2. "Our minds are more beautiful than their minds!"
and the Number 1 Thing Overheard in Mathlete Locker Rooms...
"There's no 'I' in Pythagorean theorem."
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