The Top 12 Things Overheard in 'Math'lete Locker Rooms

(Okay, okay......I admit it!  I was a math nerd)

The Top 12 Things Overheard in 'Math'lete Locker Rooms

12. "You're everyone's problem.  That's because every time you calculate a square, you're unsafe.  I don't like you because you're dangerous."

11. "Did you ever notice if you put dots in each loop of the infinity symbol it looks like breasts?"

10. "I'm so keyed up, I could sh*t an icosahedron."

9.  "Doing 100 pushups is *WAY* easier when you count in binary!"

8.  "Guys, did you see who's in the stands? It's my dear Aunt Sally!"

7.  "Do your stretching exercises before we start. I don't want to see another mathlete blow out a frontal lobe on a 90 degree tangent calculation."

6.  "Coach says anyone who doesn't complete round 3 gets busted back down to Chess Club."

5.  "Sorry I didn't steal on that last play, Coach. I got my sines messed up."

4.  "Did you see the size of the other team's heads? They're HUGE!"

3.  "You looked like a bunch of little Algebra 1 kids out there!"

2.  "Our minds are more beautiful than their minds!"


and the Number 1 Thing Overheard in Mathlete Locker Rooms...

"There's no 'I' in Pythagorean theorem."


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