The Happy Terrorists

A few days ago a friend was pondering over why Muslim terrorists are so quick to commit suicide.

Lets have a look at the evidence:

- No Christmas
- No television
- No football
- No pork chops
- No hot dogs
- No burgers
- No beer
- No bacon
- Rags for clothes
- Towels for hats
- Constant wailing from some idiot in a tower
- You cook over burning camel crap
- Your wife is picked by someone else for you 
- More than one wife
- More than one mother in law
- You can't shave
- Your wife can't shave
- You can't wash off the smell of your donkey
- Your wife smells worse than your donkey 

then they tell them they get WHAT when they die???

Well......